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the most flattering t-shirt
you'll buy this year...

the most flattering t-shirt you'll buy this year

(maybe ever)

Commun des Mortels is men's fashion for those who value quality over quantity, looking at price per wear, not just price at the checkout. We focus on men's tops with proven style value, using premium fabrics sourced in the EU and Japan, and small family factories in Portugal and Italy.

We (literally) travelled the world to develop the most flattering t-shirts we could. Scroll on to discover our journey...

flattering - on everyone

Our unique sleeveless cut universally flatters any guy - muscled or not. The wide cut body creates a bold masculine silhouette, and the dropped shoulder exaggerates muscle definition - whether you’ve been crushing it in the the gym, or not...

dress it up or down

Tucked into trousers for a relaxed yet tailored fit, or loose over jeans (or denim cut-offs in the summer) - this is something that fits into your wardrobe every day of the year.

sustainable and 100% sweatshop free

Using a densely woven, carbon brushed Portuguese cotton jersey - our t-shirts are both built to last, and (handily) dust resistant.

Manufactured under stringent EU controls in Portugal from start to finish, you can be sure that they are both sustainable and 100% sweatshop free.

minus the middlemen so you reap the savings

We don’t buy in white label from other suppliers, and we don’t wholesale to other brands.

This means we’re able to sell luxury garments, directly to you, at the most competitive price.

take your pick...

a colour for every mood...

see it styled


Francis and Chan wear the Muscle T-Shirt in Asphalt Black


Richy wears the Muscle T-Shirt in Ghost White


Hank wears the Muscle T-Shirt in Ghost White

secure, sensible global shipping

we are proud of our global reach - we’re less than a year old but we've worked hard to offer low-cost shipping rates to everywhere on earth, and we have happy customers from New York to New Zealand, and Korea to Kuwait.

check our shipping rates


we have happy customers all over the world...

M. B.

New Zealand

"I've owned many SLP and a few Amiri plaids and these are just as on point in quality! So glad I stumbled upon your Instagram and gave your product a chance. I need more now! "

N. P.


""Not just an eye for detail, but a fairly priced product with great quality...""

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